I'm looking for information on keeping a human as a pet. What sort of cage do I need, what do I feed them, what sort of temperatures should the cage be? Information like that.|||You are taking a huge chance. Humans make challenging pets. They are unpredictable and resist captivity. The best thing to do is give them a job so they have to spend most of their days working for you and get so frenzied doing so that they have no time left for anything else. Feed it well, keep it clean, give it a spoken language, a written law, and you may have a chance. But whatever you do, do not allow it to control a planet. A human may just ruin things.|||ok..you scare me dude.|||All over the internet. Just search for it.|||possibly a really good therapist... they might be able to diagnose you with some really good medicine.|||OMG!!! there are actually people like that in this world?!?! cages?!?!?!? what 2 feed them??!!? IM NOT GUNNA SlEEP AT NIGHT CUZ OF YOU!!!! FREAK!!|||Nice.|||i would be your pet but i don't want to stay in a cage though|||They can basically eat table food, you should feed them at least three times a day but probably not more than six. They need a little bit of time to run around everyday, I would suggest using a leash because humans can be unruley. As far as entertainment goes for these pets (while you are away at work or out with friends) I would suggest video games or cable television, some humans are quite smart and really appriciate the stimulation. You can usually pick one up at the local mall, but I have always gotten mine at IHOP or Denny's, which is where our local freak humans hang out while waiting for homes. I wish you luck with your new pet, and if you need anything else I have left my link below.|||make one duh....it will be your 4 life|||You are the scariest person in the whole entire world!Would you want to be a pet for someone.I wouldnt.I am sure that she/he wouldnt either.I would just give it back!You are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mean!|||"Silence of the lambs" is a good learning material for keeping humans as pets.|||Talk to Hannibal, or get a silent Lamb instead! :-)

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